THE SUPREME OVERLORD OF ICE, GUNDAM TANAKA (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
infinityunlimitedflame) wrote2015-01-16 01:32 pm
infinityunlimitedflame) wrote2015-01-16 01:32 pm
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[So much like with November's egg extravaganza (it really wasn't), the feed displays Gundam standing next to a bunch of eggs. A bit more than last time though. Last time there was about five, this time there's sixteen. So that's a bit of a step up.]
It has happened again.
[His tone seems to indicate that this is a big important deal...despite the fact that eggs are a pretty common sight on the Gear. But then again these are eggs being sold by Gundam Tanaka, so to him that's a bigger deal than other egg announcements.]
Though this batch should be quite different than the last. Far more fearsome. Perhaps too fearsome.
[He's just sort of rambling. Feel free to ignore that.]
Perhaps they are even cursed beings, born under an unlucky star invisible to the mortal eye!
[...yeah, this is just a long rambling way of saying some probably have egg moves. That's all.]
If you wish to obtain one, tread with caution or you may risk your own destruction. However with the selection available, such a terrible fate should prove unlikely.
[For those actually paying attention to his nonsense, he just sort of contradicted himself.]
So if you wish to claim one, state your intentions clearly. Otherwise the consequences could be dire.
[...and the feed ends there.]
{OOC: Eggs are listed here! And there's still plenty available!}
It has happened again.
[His tone seems to indicate that this is a big important deal...despite the fact that eggs are a pretty common sight on the Gear. But then again these are eggs being sold by Gundam Tanaka, so to him that's a bigger deal than other egg announcements.]
Though this batch should be quite different than the last. Far more fearsome. Perhaps too fearsome.
[He's just sort of rambling. Feel free to ignore that.]
Perhaps they are even cursed beings, born under an unlucky star invisible to the mortal eye!
[...yeah, this is just a long rambling way of saying some probably have egg moves. That's all.]
If you wish to obtain one, tread with caution or you may risk your own destruction. However with the selection available, such a terrible fate should prove unlikely.
[For those actually paying attention to his nonsense, he just sort of contradicted himself.]
So if you wish to claim one, state your intentions clearly. Otherwise the consequences could be dire.
[...and the feed ends there.]
{OOC: Eggs are listed here! And there's still plenty available!}
[video]
Because not only may they have been born under a dark star, but they are eggs descended from the beasts of Gundam Tanaka! The evil emperor of another plane!
[video]
Just her typical luck maybe. Petra really doesn't look very impressed by this. Let's just move on!]
...Is any of them going to be something cute and fluffy?
[video]
[Clearly some sort of dark spell is at work here.]
Some of them may be described as such, yes. But tread cautiously for appearances can be deceiving!
[video]
Wait, he means her question. It was just a question to change the topic? She's trying to keep a neutral face here; oh if you only knew how much she knows about appearances can be deceiving.]
That sounds exactly like what I'd like for my team. So no one will know what's going to hit them if it looks all innocent!
[video]
[Gundam, what the hell are you talking about?
Oh wait, he's just trying to cover for the fact that she somehow guessed exactly what type of eggs he had for sale.]
Then perhaps you are capable of raising one of my fiends.
[video]
Who knows, I might be but it wouldn't be fun if I told you the truth now. Really, scaring the mortals here would be pretty terrible thing to do.
[It's okay, she can ... sort of play this with you today it seems.]
I'd like that. But I'm kind of new -- like five weeks of arrival new -- and I don't really know species well, yet. So I'm not... really sure which one to get.
[video] I apologize for all of this
I...I see. Very well then! Conceal your secrets for now!
[Yeah. Let's just...yell that. That's a good way of handling that.]
As to what each one is like, allow me to enlighten you. The first Houndour appears to be a normal canine, yet it transforms into a hound of hell! Pichu. Pancham appears to be a tiny creature, yet it is certainly more than meets the eye. Its punches are more than capable of dispatching any foe to another world. The Electric Demon of Legend Pichu is very much the same, only it channels lightning from the heavens to achieve the same result. Patrat, as its lunatic eyes may suggest, is capable of keeping watch over a foe for days, making it a valuable sentry against the dark forces that may seek to destroy you. Dedenne is capable of transmitting via the unseen realm, making it incredibly useful for sending secret missives. And Eevee...
[He trails off here for dramatic effect.]
Eevee is perhaps the most impressive of all. Due to its unique abilities, it is a creature with almost limitless possibility, despite appearances to the contrary.
[video] but it's amazing!! :'D
[... What... ?
No, really, what?
Hey, at least he is not talking like that because he'd be trying to impersonate someone, who this girl knows, so it might be that he just happens to be like this. But sure as hell reminds of someone back home with this style of speaking SOMEHOW. It's probably a stupid connection and not even something she really wants to think after what happened just before she woke up in mom's house but...
Okay really, she's trying to make sense of the things he says. Going to stay the hell away from hell hounds for now at least, thank you very much for the warning. Pancham sounds useful for sparring maybe. ... Electric Demon with lightnings from heaven? Really? WHAT IS THAT EVEN?? Wait, do they literally come from heaven? ...Oh, Patrat sounds kinda useful actually!
...Dedenne... Dedenne, you poor thing, after an explanation like that, she's just completely going to ignore the part about you.
But the part about Eevee gets her full attention and she looks very interested in it.]
...Thank you for the very... interesting explanation. [really, she appreciates it, sort of even if it's really confusing too.] Might have given me a few ideas for the future.
But Eevee sounds great if you have any of those left?
[video] Thanks!
I do indeed. You may have one if you truly believe you are worthy to possess such a being.
[video]
I'm worthy of it! I was considered as one of the best soldiers we have back home and I won't be just sitting around here either... Even if this is going to be very different.
[video]
[In other words, it's yours, Petra.]
[video]
Anyway, thank you very much! I'm sure we'll get along great. How much do I owe you?
[video]
[Wait.]
Giant monsters?!
[video]
[That sentence was easy to understand, but really?
...]
Yeah, gigantic humanoid creatures. We call them titans.
[video]
[And okay, giant humanoid creatures. He's got this now. It's obviously a metaphor for...gorillas? He's guessing gorillas?]
And of course, I see now. Creatures such as those that inhabit the African continent could certainly be considered on par with the titans of legend.
[Or maybe some sort of bear? This is difficult!]
[video]
[ ... she's... ....... so tempted.... to leave him just think that that's what they are.
Wait.]
Titans of legend?
[video]
[...were you expecting an explanation?]
[video]
Yeah. [Okay.] Well, thank you very much for the Eevee, I'm sure he or she will be great!