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[infinityunlimitedflame]

[And once again there's a pile of eggs being broadcast from Gundam's Gear because that seems to be about all he ever broadcasts to people.]

This is the third time I have had such things to offer to the rest of you. With that combined with the recent appearance of those luminous feathers, one must wonder if it is a sign of good fortune...or an omen of imminent disaster. Truly, such things could indeed be a harbinger of the end.

[Because he apparently also has to always do the thing where he acts like a Pokemon egg is going to hatch into some sort of demonic hellbeast and devour its trainer.]

If you are truly brave enough to see which it may be, then perhaps you are capable of taking one of these unborn creatures as your own.

[And then about a minute later a surprisingly normal egg list follows.]

{OOC: Still plenty of eggs left if anyone still wants them!}

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[crystalballer]

[If only Hagakure's bullshit detector wasn't completely busted for topics like this. Where are their classmates when they're needed?

HRM...this isn't good at all. Now Hagakure feels kind of bad for getting angry about this demon business.]

You sure it still applies here, though? Is the curse known to transcend world planes?

[...NO REALLY, WHERE ARE THEIR CLASSMATES...]

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[ladywithnovoice]

Oh? You were lying to me?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

[WHO KNOWS? Maybe someone should go find them before it's too late.

...then again it's probably been too late to stop the nonsense for a while now.]

That much is almost a certainty.

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Hardly. However, my aura is deceptive to those who have not mastered the arcane arts required to truly see.

[Yes. That's it. That's totally it.]

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[crystalballer]

Did you get any indication of what might cause it? I might be able to help you craft some kinda ward to delay the curse's progress if I have more info!

[They are both being 100% serious here. This is their lives.]

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

No doubt it is tied to my very birth.

[He says, completely serious.]

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[ladywithnovoice]

So it would be unwise to want to be your friend, then?

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[scoutingangel]

Good, that's great. Masters of physical combat should be capable of even more than that, so it all works out well.

So, one of those for me, please?

[Not that she has any idea what he meant with that, but she'll just play along.]

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

It would be a dire mistake. How could we be friends? My existence is alien to most beings.

[...the sad thing is, he has friends here, but he still totally believes that.]

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Consider it yours. Now then! Tell me to where I am sending this fearsome creature!

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[ladywithnovoice]

Maybe I'm one of those rare few who would understand it. You never know until you try, right?

[adai]

["Converse with your familiars"... oh, you mean talk to them with a Psychic-type? He's got one but it never occurred to him to try to communicate with his other Pokémon through it. Huh.]

That's a very good idea. I hadn't thought about doing it that way. You've been very helpful, Gundam.

[Rossiu's smile is kind of awkward, but boy is he trying.]

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[scoutingangel]

Great, thanks! I'm in Goldenrod... Can you promise me that he or she will really be fearsome?

[there's a reason for that question, really, and no of course no one can actually really promise these things, but... go!]

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Then you may make an attempt if you choose to do so.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

I am no such thing! To humanity itself, I am its undoing!

[...yeah, he's embarrassed.]

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

I can indeed swear such a thing.

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[ladywithnovoice]

Thank you. My name is Red, for the record.

[adai]

[...]

Ah, forgive me, then. I didn't mean to insult you! I'll be sure to be very careful around you!

[It seems it's finally occurred to Rossiu that the best way to handle this is to... very gently tease Gundam. His expression looks much less awkward now, so apparently Rossiu's enjoying this. Sorry, Gundam.]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

A wise choice.

[There. That's better.]

No doubt your lifespan has been extended by choosing such a path.

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[scoutingangel]

Great. Maybe it can teach a thing or two to my panda...

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

[Panda? So...Pancham? Pangoro? One of the two?]

I see. So you also possess a wielder of the nightmare fist of the apocalypse.

[...Gundam, that is just the nickname you gave yours. It isn't an actual thing. Stop.]

Then yes, I am certain it would be more than capable of learning from your new creature, and it from them!

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[lullabytes]

Then...I'll take one...probably.

[ THAT'S A NANAMI-YES... ]

You've been working pretty hard, haven't you...?

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[crystalballer]

...

[This is way worse than he thought.]

A curse placed on you upon birth? So...did your parents do something to get it put on you?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

I have indeed. The road of a Pokemon breeder is a neverending one, full of constant struggle and strife.

[...um.]

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

There is no doubt that their union produced cursed offspring!

[...so, yes? Sort of? It's complicated.]