Entries tagged with egg post

Entry tags:

008 | Video

[So today on the Gear, there's a broadcast from Gundam and he seems to be disturbed by something. More so than normal anyway.]

What sort of ill omen is this?

[He turns the camera towards a pile of Pokemon eggs. Yes, he's done this before. He's shown off his Pokemon eggs and claimed they're some sort of harbinger of doom and so on and so forth, but this is different!]

These were the ones I had planned to offer to any who dared seek out such things, but these...

[The camera turns towards another set of eggs.]

These remain beyond the sight of even my All Seeing Eye!

[...in other words, he has no idea which Pokemon of his were responsible for those eggs over there.]

However, if some of you wish to find out for yourselves exactly what sort of creature could do such a thing, then I suppose I could part with them as well.

[The feed ends there, but a short while later a list of eggs goes out, with the ghost types being listed as ?????]

Entry tags:

006 | Video

[And once again there's a pile of eggs being broadcast from Gundam's Gear because that seems to be about all he ever broadcasts to people.]

This is the third time I have had such things to offer to the rest of you. With that combined with the recent appearance of those luminous feathers, one must wonder if it is a sign of good fortune...or an omen of imminent disaster. Truly, such things could indeed be a harbinger of the end.

[Because he apparently also has to always do the thing where he acts like a Pokemon egg is going to hatch into some sort of demonic hellbeast and devour its trainer.]

If you are truly brave enough to see which it may be, then perhaps you are capable of taking one of these unborn creatures as your own.

[And then about a minute later a surprisingly normal egg list follows.]

{OOC: Still plenty of eggs left if anyone still wants them!}

Entry tags:

004 | Video

[So much like with November's egg extravaganza (it really wasn't), the feed displays Gundam standing next to a bunch of eggs. A bit more than last time though. Last time there was about five, this time there's sixteen. So that's a bit of a step up.]

It has happened again.

[His tone seems to indicate that this is a big important deal...despite the fact that eggs are a pretty common sight on the Gear. But then again these are eggs being sold by Gundam Tanaka, so to him that's a bigger deal than other egg announcements.]

Though this batch should be quite different than the last. Far more fearsome. Perhaps too fearsome.

[He's just sort of rambling. Feel free to ignore that.]

Perhaps they are even cursed beings, born under an unlucky star invisible to the mortal eye!

[...yeah, this is just a long rambling way of saying some probably have egg moves. That's all.]

If you wish to obtain one, tread with caution or you may risk your own destruction. However with the selection available, such a terrible fate should prove unlikely.

[For those actually paying attention to his nonsense, he just sort of contradicted himself.]

So if you wish to claim one, state your intentions clearly. Otherwise the consequences could be dire.

[...and the feed ends there.]

{OOC: Eggs are listed here! And there's still plenty available!}

Entry tags:

002 | Video

[When the feed clicks on there's about five eggs. Probably not the most exciting feed in the world, but it could be worse.]

As even those who remain blind to the intricacies of this world can see, my creatures have decided to increase their number. And have done so by taking it upon themselves to create the mysteries you see before you.

[Is there a wordier way of saying “my Pokemon laid eggs?”]

And while I am more than capable of dealing with any challenges that may arise from raising such creatures, I have decided instead to make the world an offer.

[He turns the camera towards himself so that he can deliver said offer face to...screen, whatever. It's close enough to having a face to face conversation as far as he's concerned.]

And that offer is thus, if you feel that you can handle such a challenge, you may claim one of them. But be forewarned, your arrogance may in fact be your undoing. Given their parentage, who knows what sort of terrors may lurk within those unassuming shells.

[He grins and ends the feed there having...threatened everybody that raising baby Pokemon is probably hard work, or however that's going to come across.

...and of course, now it occurs to him that maybe he should've mentioned what they might be. Oh well. If anybody asks, he'll be happy to explain it.]

{OOC: There's still some eggs here if anybody's interested!}