Exciting Breeding Blog

[It is really cold in Saffron City right now, but that's not doing much to keep the Supreme Overlord of Ice from being his ridiculous self outside today. And though he's not drawing attention to it yet, he doesn't seem to be alone today since in the background his travel partner Hagakure can be seen trying to photobomb Gundam's post by waving at the camera while also attempting to hold a blanket full of Exeggcute...and then promptly nearly spilling them all over the pavement as they begin to tumble out of his arm.]

It seems my preparations were more than enough. For you see-

[Hang on, he's going to turn back to see what all that noise is in the background, and...why isn't he even remotely surprised?]

Careful! To drop them would be create calamity!

[He's just going to to try and help with the not spilling tiny egg Pokemon all over the ground. Let's do that instead of proclaiming victory.]

I-I got it, man! Just do your post!

[The last thing Hagakure wanted to do was steal Gundam's thunder since this is a huge victory! But it's very clear that he really doesn't have it, and they would've been dealing with some sunny side-up PokeEggs if it wasn't for Gundam's help. Once the eggs are safely back in the blanket, Hagakure slinks into the background again, shoving his face into the blanket of eggs in embarrassment.]

Very well then.

[He'll just pick up where he left off, but not before checking once again to make sure everything's in there and that hopefully Hagakure didn't break them with his face or something.]

It seems that my preparations were more than enough. For you see, not even precognitive powers were enough to thwart the advance of the mighty Tanaka Empire!

[And he'll just hold the Marsh Badge up to the camera now because yes, that's what all this nonsense is about.]

If you wanna know the tips I gave him to get around Psychic types, just contact Yasuhiro Hagaku--ow!

[This time Hagakure's getting bonked in the face by one of his eggs for purposefully interjecting this time. He can be heard whimpering. "Okay, okay, I'll be quiet!" to the eggs while Gundam continues.]

And we shall continue discussing this matter later!

[The feed ends there as he turns around to help Hagakure with his continuing egg dilemma.]

{OOC: Since it's a joint post, responses will be coming from both characters!}

[So today on the Gear, there's a broadcast from Gundam and he seems to be disturbed by something. More so than normal anyway.]

What sort of ill omen is this?

[He turns the camera towards a pile of Pokemon eggs. Yes, he's done this before. He's shown off his Pokemon eggs and claimed they're some sort of harbinger of doom and so on and so forth, but this is different!]

These were the ones I had planned to offer to any who dared seek out such things, but these...

[The camera turns towards another set of eggs.]

These remain beyond the sight of even my All Seeing Eye!

[...in other words, he has no idea which Pokemon of his were responsible for those eggs over there.]

However, if some of you wish to find out for yourselves exactly what sort of creature could do such a thing, then I suppose I could part with them as well.

[The feed ends there, but a short while later a list of eggs goes out, with the ghost types being listed as ?????]

I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!

[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]

For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!

[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]

Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!

[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]

And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!

[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]

If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!

[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]