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I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
Video
Date: 2014-10-07 07:02 am (UTC)From:[[ooc- if you'd rather not have Danny reference the Gundam series, I can change this!]]
Video
Date: 2014-10-08 11:11 pm (UTC)From:I would not have declared it so, if I were not serious.
[...because he can't just say yes apparently.]
Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-10 07:10 am (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-11 12:32 am (UTC)From:Yes, my name is Gundam Tanaka.
[And that for once is over now.]
Remember it well for that name will go down in history as the most important name in the history of this planet!
Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-11 07:15 am (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-12 07:39 pm (UTC)From:[He probably doesn't watch much mecha anime.]
My name cannot possibly have anything to do with some show. It's meaning is far more important than some...some source of trivial entertainment for those unaware of the world around them.
Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-13 08:41 am (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-13 08:21 pm (UTC)From:[Translation: He's too busy raising hamsters to watch TV.
Or at least that's what he's claiming. Who knows?]
Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-15 05:42 am (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-16 12:36 am (UTC)From:[He is still talking about raising his hamsters, yup.]
Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-17 05:38 am (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-17 07:43 pm (UTC)From:[Yeah, um, that's probably not going to help make things clearer.]
Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-21 06:58 am (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-21 09:11 pm (UTC)From:Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-23 05:41 am (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-23 10:30 pm (UTC)From:[The video cuts out for a moment and when it returns...]
Behold!
[He's sort of balancing the Gear and a male Nidoran in his hands so the Pokemon's visible.]
Is this not a ferocious creature?
Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-25 06:39 am (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-26 06:41 pm (UTC)From:[He just got here and doesn't know what that is.]
Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-26 07:59 pm (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-27 03:20 am (UTC)From:Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-27 07:19 am (UTC)From:Video
Date: 2014-10-27 09:10 pm (UTC)From:Re: Video
Date: 2014-10-27 09:53 pm (UTC)From: