[So today on the Gear, there's a broadcast from Gundam and he seems to be disturbed by something. More so than normal anyway.]
What sort of ill omen is this?
[He turns the camera towards a pile of Pokemon eggs. Yes, he's done this before. He's shown off his Pokemon eggs and claimed they're some sort of harbinger of doom and so on and so forth, but this is different!]
These were the ones I had planned to offer to any who dared seek out such things, but these...
[The camera turns towards another set of eggs.]
These remain beyond the sight of even my All Seeing Eye!
[...in other words, he has no idea which Pokemon of his were responsible for those eggs over there.]
However, if some of you wish to find out for yourselves exactly what sort of creature could do such a thing, then I suppose I could part with them as well.
[The feed ends there, but a short while later a list of eggs goes out, with the ghost types being listed as ?????]
What sort of ill omen is this?
[He turns the camera towards a pile of Pokemon eggs. Yes, he's done this before. He's shown off his Pokemon eggs and claimed they're some sort of harbinger of doom and so on and so forth, but this is different!]
These were the ones I had planned to offer to any who dared seek out such things, but these...
[The camera turns towards another set of eggs.]
These remain beyond the sight of even my All Seeing Eye!
[...in other words, he has no idea which Pokemon of his were responsible for those eggs over there.]
However, if some of you wish to find out for yourselves exactly what sort of creature could do such a thing, then I suppose I could part with them as well.
[The feed ends there, but a short while later a list of eggs goes out, with the ghost types being listed as ?????]
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Date: 2015-08-31 12:08 am (UTC)From:[It makes sense if his Murkrow went and did that, but most of them look like mammals or...weird shit.]
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Date: 2015-08-31 02:24 am (UTC)From:[A pause.]
I see. Your time in this world must have barely begun.
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Date: 2015-08-31 02:43 am (UTC)From:So what - do you sell 'em or somethin'? [He's sure they aren't really as scary as all that. They're just kinda sitting there.]
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Date: 2015-08-31 03:48 am (UTC)From:[He says that like being a Trainer somehow means less.]
And yes, they are indeed for sale, if you can truly bear to pay such a terrible price.
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Date: 2015-08-31 03:54 am (UTC)From:[Harvey's smirking a little - he hasn't got pocket money to be spending on random Eggs from some random kid, but he kinda wants to hear this.]
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Date: 2015-08-31 04:46 am (UTC)From:[He means the egg list he sent out. Which is readable and mercifully not in some sort of weird magical language.]
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Date: 2015-08-31 04:53 am (UTC)From:[Look, he's basically the worst at using technology...let him poke at this for a second or two.]
Oh, you mean this thing. Geez, I only know what one of those Pokemon even is... [It's both really interesting to find so many new types, and kinda unfair. It's like they released a ton of new games he just never saw or something!]
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Date: 2015-08-31 05:04 am (UTC)From:[And yes, it's an actual suggestion and not something along the lines of use your inner sight to divine which beast on the list is aligned to you or some other crazy nonsense.]
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Date: 2015-08-31 05:13 am (UTC)From:[He's not really planning on making a purchase anyway...]
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Date: 2015-08-31 05:33 am (UTC)From:[..Skiddo.
It uses photosynthesis.]
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Date: 2015-08-31 05:41 am (UTC)From:[He doesn't even know what a Skiddo is.]
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Date: 2015-08-31 08:02 pm (UTC)From:[Was that any clearer?]
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Date: 2015-08-31 08:05 pm (UTC)From:Is that a Gible? [It's apparently got Ground-type moves, does that make it a mountain creature?]
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Date: 2015-09-01 02:20 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2015-09-01 02:35 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2015-09-01 05:02 am (UTC)From:I believe the mundane would refer to it as a Skiddo and compare it to a goat. But do not be deceived by such similarities!
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Date: 2015-09-02 04:33 am (UTC)From:I'll watch myself.
So why that one? Are they just easy to train?
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Date: 2015-09-02 06:12 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2015-09-02 03:31 pm (UTC)From:Great. Thanks for the advice.
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Date: 2015-09-02 07:47 pm (UTC)From:So, are you interested in obtaining such a creature?
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Date: 2015-09-03 02:29 am (UTC)From:...also maybe he really kinda wants to see one hatch.]
Yeah, sure. I'll take one.
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Date: 2015-09-03 04:59 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2015-09-04 02:32 pm (UTC)From:[POKEMON ACQUISITION JINGLE PLAYS]