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I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!

[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]

For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!

[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]

Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!

[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]

And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!

[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]

If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!

[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]

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Uh...whatever you say, man.

[Nah, it's just a typical approach.]

Good luck with that! Your starter should help you out with battling and catching them. [Speaking of which...] By the way, who do you have as your starter?

...oooh, really? What is it?

[...not sure if believing it or wanting to see more of that second grade syndrome, but...]

And yep, that's about it! I mean, things can get intense, but most battles are fun for everyone.

Very well then, I shall keep my eyes and ears open for such a sign!

[Meaning he's going to pay attention to his Pokegear. Wow. That was like the most dramatic way to say that someone's going to check their texts ever.]

After all, I spend my time raising an army of demons and devote countless hours to seeing that they unlock their true potential! What television show could possibly compare to something such as that?

[He is still talking about raising his hamsters, yup.]

It has yet to give me its name, but it is a spiked orchid-shaded creature with crushing fangs and ears like the wings of a bat!

[Which sounds downright bizarre, but it's a male Nidoran. Which can move their ears in any direction. So his had been flapping them like wings. No strange monstrous creature here.]

Isn't it obvious? The number six has many connotations to those who are on a level separate from the mortal plane. Even mundane people have some inkling of a truth they cannot grasp! Why else would they consider superhuman abilities to be a sixth sense?

[Yeah, he totally didn't just bs that right now. Nope. Totally legit mystery of the universe that only he is privy to.]

I am Peko Pekoyama, Super High School Level Swordswoman.

[S...tares... Gundam you okay there friend. Or rather, "okay" by Gundam standards, since he's somewhat more incomprehensible than normal.]

May I ask what it is you last remember?

Yeah, I'm here too. Don't sound too excited about it.

[Though he doesn't sound pleased about it for some reason? Mysteries.]

Nanami'll explain all the Pokémon stuff, at least, even if you're gonna get jack shit as far as how or why we're here. [He...wouldn't be surprised if she hadn't already started doing that, tbh.] Her area of expertise and all.

[He pauses to slap a filter on the video before continuing.]

Tell me though, what's the last thing you remember? This place likes to fuck with timelines somehow, we're not always on the same page when we're brought here.

Uh...[You lost him.] what?

The last thing I remember was the cursed locomotive entering the tunnel that housed the Fog of Immobilization!

[The train with the knockout gas for those who need a Gundam to English dictionary.]

[Yeah, well, it's not every day he sees dead people. And actually sees them, not just yells about seeing specters from the beyond as some complicated metaphor for something completely ordinary.]

The last thing I remember...was falling prey to the Fog of Immobilization in the Amusement Park of Terror!

I said that I spend my time raising an army of demons and devote countless hours to seeing that they unlock their true potential!

[Yeah, um, that's probably not going to help make things clearer.]

[Kuzuryuu is usually one of those people but he actually gets this particular Gundam-ism. Probably because the word "locomotive" was used and there was only one train on the island.]

Well, that's an oddly convenient break-off point. [Get knocked out, wake up someplace new! Amazing! Though Kuzuryuu's not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that Gundam doesn't remember the funhouse. Either way, he sees no reason to tell him about it.] Listen though, Tsumiki's here too and she doesn't remember that fucking fever. Thankfully, she hasn't contracted it yet either. [There is...no way she could possibly have faked it for this long.]

So if you know what's good for you, you'll keep your damn mouth shut about it. Last thing any of us want is for her to have another breakdown.

You need not worry. Only a fool would dare open that Pandora's Box.

[Now that he knows what's going on here, he's really glad he didn't do anything more than sort of go “what the fuck” at her in the most Gundam way possible.]

And Gundam Tanaka is no fool!

[Did he need to add that proclamation? Probably not.]

...Ah! Darn, I should have known! I've been neglecting my meditations and my connection to the upper levels has been weakening...!

Thank you, Gundam Tanaka, for giving me this wakeup call!!

[Okay, that takes him a moment to figure out what he's saying.

...And imagine something far more fearsome than a male Nidoran.]

Mind showing me what they look like? Just to be sure. But orchid shaded sounds like it might be a Poison-type.

[...okay, he has no idea what she's talking about, but he'll just...play along.]

You're quite welcome, and you would do well not to neglect such important tasks!

[...yeah, okay. He thinks that should be the appropriate reply. This is weird and he's not used to being lost in the conversation.]

[Hang on a second while he fumbles with the camera and the Pokeball, and wow, this is going to take some work to pose dramatically with this thing.

Okay, after some work, the Nidoran's visible on a nearby rock. There. Wow, that was a pain.]

Behold! Does its very presence not cause you to cower in fear?

[should have prepared yourself for clash of chunnibyou dude]

I will not! I should... do that right now! Maybe!

--- actually, no, wait! Tell me, friend... how do you feel about justice!?

Justice?

[He thinks for a moment before solemnly rendering his opinion.]

Justice is a concept meant to govern the mortal world.

[And wow, that does not explain anything at all.]

Demons. Right. [Despite his weird life, he's having trouble believing that.]

[Don't worry, he can wait.

And there we go. Atsuro grins when he sees what kind of Pokemon it is.]

You got a male Nidoran! Personally, he's not that fearsome looking until he starts evolving.

[He saw scarier stuff, bro.]

Do you doubt my power?

Not fearsome looking? Clearly your eyes deceive you! Just because it hasn't metamorphosed yet doesn't mean that it is not yet a demon in disguise!

[Though he would like to hear more about whatever it turns into.]

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