THE SUPREME OVERLORD OF ICE, GUNDAM TANAKA (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
infinityunlimitedflame) wrote2014-10-06 01:18 pm
infinityunlimitedflame) wrote2014-10-06 01:18 pm
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I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
[video]
[...How Hagakure even deciphered that, we will never know. He spouts enough inexplicable stuff himself, so it's only right that he can understand other inexplicable things, right...?]
Okay, you're gonna have to back up a bit. When did that happen? I don't know a whole lot about what was going on with your class, so...
[video]
[No, seriously, Hagakure. How the hell did you decipher that?]
Yes, that's correct. As to when it happened, it was while we were invited to enter the amusement park of terror and face the horrors within!
[They rode a roller coaster and a train. Also, there was a castle and Usami's House. Truly, it was the most horrifying thing ever.
And in retrospect, that really doesn't explain when it happened. Oh well.]
[video]
[Yeah he's never heard about any of that.]
So was Nanami-chi with you? She's in your class, right?
[Maybe he can just ask her about it...?]
[video]
Yes, she was there as well. And also faced the same perils in the cursed theme park!