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I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!

[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]

For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!

[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]

Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!

[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]

And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!

[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]

If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!

[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]

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T-Tanaka-san! [Oh yes, this is surely the first thing you want to hear from a familiar nurse. Scolding!]

P-please! Be more mindful of your P-Pokemon before challenging people to s-such a violent sounding battle! Your Pokemon is still a low level, it could be seriously injured if you're not careful who you battle!

Not to worry, I have no plans to involve such a rare creature in a clash of cosmic proportions. In fact, I-

[...

Wait.]

A noble effort, but your attempt to lower my guard has failed!

[Yeah...that's right. He's got this. He's totally got this. Oh god, what is even going on.]

Wh-what? I-I...w-wasn't trying to lower your guard...I just want you to be gentle with them...th-they're very cute...and rely a lot on you to take care of them! They're very strong but...i-if they get hurt, you have to help them! So don't go getting into battles they cannot handle, okay?! Promise me you won't!

[She doesn't even understand what he means. But that's not what's important!!! She'll worry about that after she gets a promise from him!!!!!]

I would never send a defenseless creature into battle You have nothing to fear in that respect.

[He'll just try and ease those concerns instead of trying to figure out the giant mess of what the hell is even going on today.]

Therefore, I swear not just on my name but the entirety of the Tanaka Empire, that I will not do such a senseless thing!

[There. He promised.]

However, with training, who knows. They may yet become formidable allies which can keep my foes at bay.

[And that just brightens up her day! She smiles and nods.]

W-with training...especially your training...I am sure they will be q-quite fearsome! The gym leaders will p-probably fear the J-Johto division of the Tanaka Empire...

[Oh right, he just arrived here! He's new to all this pokeman business isn't he?]

Um...I-I'm not as helpful as everyone else but...i-if you have any questions I can try to answer them...

Divisions?

[Yeah, wow. He has no clue what she's talking about there. Is this how people feel when they talk to him?]

As someone new to this world and ignorant of its affairs, I remain unenlightened about these.

[Please explain.]

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