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I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!

[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]

For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!

[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]

Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!

[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]

And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!

[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]

If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!

[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]

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[Okay he's like 80% sure that this means Gundam doesn't remember the last time he was here. Pretty sure. He could be wrong but he's just going to run with his assumption because he's almost certain that asking about it will only give him a headache.]

Hey dumbass, you're going to be waiting there fore a while if you actually expect someone to take you up on that challenge. [...] Actually, scratch that, you'll probably have some snot nosed kid shoving their damn rat in your face if you keep talking like that. But they won't answer any of your questions.

[He's happy to see you, Gundam, really... Don't let the grumpiness fool you that's just...Kuzuryuu. Being himself. As per usual.]

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Ah, so I see the creatures responsible for this have chosen you as well.

[Yeah, hi Kuzuryuu. Long time no see, except he just saw you a few minutes ago.]

But whether they have chosen wisely or poorly in this matter remains to be seen.

[Because he still...doesn't really get what's going on.]

And if no one here will answer my questions, then it is of little consequence!

[He probably didn't need to make it sound that dramatic, but...he did.]

I will merely have to divine the name of one the person who will. Which for someone such as myself is a feat barely worth mentioning.

[Yet he mentioned it anyway.]

Yeah, I'm here too. Don't sound too excited about it.

[Though he doesn't sound pleased about it for some reason? Mysteries.]

Nanami'll explain all the Pokémon stuff, at least, even if you're gonna get jack shit as far as how or why we're here. [He...wouldn't be surprised if she hadn't already started doing that, tbh.] Her area of expertise and all.

[He pauses to slap a filter on the video before continuing.]

Tell me though, what's the last thing you remember? This place likes to fuck with timelines somehow, we're not always on the same page when we're brought here.

The last thing I remember was the cursed locomotive entering the tunnel that housed the Fog of Immobilization!

[The train with the knockout gas for those who need a Gundam to English dictionary.]

[Kuzuryuu is usually one of those people but he actually gets this particular Gundam-ism. Probably because the word "locomotive" was used and there was only one train on the island.]

Well, that's an oddly convenient break-off point. [Get knocked out, wake up someplace new! Amazing! Though Kuzuryuu's not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing that Gundam doesn't remember the funhouse. Either way, he sees no reason to tell him about it.] Listen though, Tsumiki's here too and she doesn't remember that fucking fever. Thankfully, she hasn't contracted it yet either. [There is...no way she could possibly have faked it for this long.]

So if you know what's good for you, you'll keep your damn mouth shut about it. Last thing any of us want is for her to have another breakdown.

You need not worry. Only a fool would dare open that Pandora's Box.

[Now that he knows what's going on here, he's really glad he didn't do anything more than sort of go “what the fuck” at her in the most Gundam way possible.]

And Gundam Tanaka is no fool!

[Did he need to add that proclamation? Probably not.]

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