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[infinityunlimitedflame]

What sorcery is this?

[On the screen is one Gundam Tanaka who seems to be slightly, okay more than slightly, alarmed by the recent Christmas surprise.

Oh, and an egg.]

This...this...egg appears to have burst forth from the void itself, seeing as it is neither one of the ones I have recently obtained nor is it one that my fearsome creatures have produced.

[...as far as he knows anyway.]

I have yet to experience such a thing, even though I have seen things that would drive any mere human mad. So my question is this, what sort of unimaginable terror slumbers within, and what unseen foe could have concocted such a devious scheme?

[Seriously, where did this come from?]

I demand you make yourself known, so that you may face your own undoing at the hands of I, Gundam Tanaka!

[...or so he can ask where the hell the egg came from. That's way more likely.]

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

And because of that, you believe this Santa Claus creature is responsible?

[Creature makes Santa sound way more interesting. In Gundam's opinion anyway.]

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[red_roses]

Y-Yes! That's what Santa Claus does! On Christmas he brings gifts for all the good people in the world!

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

But if everyone received one, that means even people of questionable morality received such a boon. I see. Perhaps this Santa Claus's alignment isn't nearly as set in stone as I once believed.

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[red_roses]

Maybe he hopes that the gifts will change people's minds about being bad?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Perhaps.

[He'll take a minute to think it over.]

The only way to know for sure is to ascend to his plane of existence and dispel his illusions!

[...ask him. He means ask him.]

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[red_roses]

H-huh? You mean...invade the North Pole?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Invade? Such a rash act could be considered an act of war by the denizens of the frozen wasteland!

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[red_roses]

B-But! The way you said that...!