infinityunlimitedflame | 009

[When the feed starts, Gundam's holding the Soul Badge up to the camera...and wearing one of those scarves Chihiro was offering a week ago.]

Such a confounding challenge. Though I suppose I should have expected as match from the toxic terrors lurking within the Gym's walls.

[He might've had some problems with the invisible walls. Apparently his so called All Seeing Eye didn't really do him much good there.]

Next, I shall prepare for challenging the precognitive powers of the Saffron City Gym. It seems that even I, Gundam Tanaka, the Supreme Overlord of Ice, can become a creature of routine now that our ominous October is at an end.

[...it was probably a lot worse than ominous, but ominous October sounds cool and spooky doesn't it?]

What I would like an answer to is thus, has the same happened to the rest of you, or do you still tremble in fear at the otherworldly forces that transformed this world?

[He probably could've picked a less intimidating way to ask that, but then well, he wouldn't be Gundam, would he?]

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[Oh, that doesn't sound good at all. Hagakure does his best to laugh it off.]

Well, leeet's just hope this one didn't come with one. Johto, be kind to me- you're the one that did it in the first place!

[He's also inwardly praying that he doesn't wind up worrying about this for ages. Thanks, Gundam.]

Haha, sweet! I won't letcha down if you need me, man. And don't worry, I'm not planning to be in the thick of your battle- that's kinda up to your Pokemon.

[Gundam didn't really make it sound appealing anyway...]

That ain't too bad, is it? Travelin' like this is pretty... free feelin', sometimes.

I was under the impression that this world turned everyone into humans. Maybe it can't quite change everything...?

Then it should prove to be a valuable addition to your team.

...Is that really such a strange thing? Just because I bring the deceased to the afterlife doesn't mean I don't like them. I have feelings too.

[She has an abundant amount of feelings.]

[...what]

I have seen many things in my lifetime, though that is not yet one of them.

Indeed. We can only hope that it did not. And you needn't worry, I would never expect you to participate in that manner.

[No offense bro, but even if Hagakure did try to take on a Psychic Pokemon, he's not really sure he'd do very well there.]

It is indeed. Being able to travel through the lands and add new fantastic creatures to my menagerie at my leisure is certainly an experience to be treasured.

[...wow, that almost sounded...normal. Slightly wordy, but normal.]

I felt that way when I saw people get changed. I wanted nothing to do with it. End of story.

Okay, cool. 'cause yeah, I'm not sure if I could out-Psychic a Psychic type. I could maybe try to out-predict 'em, but that's about it. They kinda have a leg up on me with Telekinesis and all that.

[Sadly, Hagakure's psychic abilities are not the sort that can be used offensively.]

Have you already started cooking up a strategy though? Maybe I can give you some training ideas!

...Though that still doesn't explain everything, like how we're basically immortal here, or where the meat comes from.

[Because meat is serious business, and it's baffling that it even exists wen people can't eat Pokémon.]

This world can change Gundam Tanaka no more than any of you could change it.

[Any of you includes him, not that he'll admit that.]

I suppose not. After all, it is no stranger than many of the other things that occur on this plane of existence.

[That poor terribly-named child.]

Just try not to kill anyone or any Pokémon with your blood if you get injured.

I have. Though I would certainly be willing to hear your suggestions.

[Maybe they'll be effective 30% of the time, who knows?]

I believe that latter question is best left unanswered. No doubt learning the horrifying revelation behind that mystery would be the type of arcane knowledge to shatter a mortal mind.

[...he doesn't want to know where it comes from either.]

Excellent, dude! Okay, okay, first you gotta lemme know what you've got in mind, and then I'll help you build on it. It'll be great!

[SHUT UP THEY'LL TOTALLY WORK MAYBE 40% THIS TIME.

Well, as long as predictions are involved, anyway.]

Well, if it makes you feel better, I have a coworker that takes delight in telling boys that she finds cute they're about to die.

[...]

We don't...we don't encourage that activity in the Spirit World.

You needn't worry. I would sooner perish in an unspeakable manner than create a situation like that.

Very well then, I shall contact you when the hour is right.

[He could just talk about them now, but nah, that wouldn't be mystical enough.]

What sort of creature would dare partake in such a horrid activity?

A very irresponsible and flighty spirit being.

[And it's pretty bad when Botan is the one judging somebody as flighty.]

It's bad customer service, anyway, not only does it put undue distress on a person, but we're not allowed to fraternize with humans in that manner anyway. Unfortunately not a lot of people apply to be guides to the afterlife, so we have to take what we can get.

[...Ahem.]

We're not "creatures," Tanaka-kun. I look just as adorably charming in the Spirit World as I do right now.

You apply for such a thing?!

[Sorry, he can't hear you over the fact that this whole thing is just bizarre.]

Yes, just like any other job in the Spirit World.

[The afterlife is a bureaucracy, the truth hurts.]

Do you need a moment?

[Aw, now ain't that sweet.]

Have ya thought about startin' up one a those... Ah, photo albums? Be easier ta remember moments like travelin' through Kanto.

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