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[It is really cold in Saffron City right now, but that's not doing much to keep the Supreme Overlord of Ice from being his ridiculous self outside today. And though he's not drawing attention to it yet, he doesn't seem to be alone today since in the background his travel partner Hagakure can be seen trying to photobomb Gundam's post by waving at the camera while also attempting to hold a blanket full of Exeggcute...and then promptly nearly spilling them all over the pavement as they begin to tumble out of his arm.]

It seems my preparations were more than enough. For you see-

[Hang on, he's going to turn back to see what all that noise is in the background, and...why isn't he even remotely surprised?]

Careful! To drop them would be create calamity!

[He's just going to to try and help with the not spilling tiny egg Pokemon all over the ground. Let's do that instead of proclaiming victory.]

I-I got it, man! Just do your post!

[The last thing Hagakure wanted to do was steal Gundam's thunder since this is a huge victory! But it's very clear that he really doesn't have it, and they would've been dealing with some sunny side-up PokeEggs if it wasn't for Gundam's help. Once the eggs are safely back in the blanket, Hagakure slinks into the background again, shoving his face into the blanket of eggs in embarrassment.]

Very well then.

[He'll just pick up where he left off, but not before checking once again to make sure everything's in there and that hopefully Hagakure didn't break them with his face or something.]

It seems that my preparations were more than enough. For you see, not even precognitive powers were enough to thwart the advance of the mighty Tanaka Empire!

[And he'll just hold the Marsh Badge up to the camera now because yes, that's what all this nonsense is about.]

If you wanna know the tips I gave him to get around Psychic types, just contact Yasuhiro Hagaku--ow!

[This time Hagakure's getting bonked in the face by one of his eggs for purposefully interjecting this time. He can be heard whimpering. "Okay, okay, I'll be quiet!" to the eggs while Gundam continues.]

And we shall continue discussing this matter later!

[The feed ends there as he turns around to help Hagakure with his continuing egg dilemma.]

{OOC: Since it's a joint post, responses will be coming from both characters!}

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I would of course, acquire my own. To do otherwise would be a disgrace.

[Stealing Pokemon is wrong.

And now, to address Penny...]

He is mostly correct. I am the Supreme Overlord of Ice, and the Super High School Level Animal Breeder of Hope's Peak Academy, Gundam Tanaka.

[That was a mouthful.]

[That is a lot of words.]

I'll be sure to remember it, Supreme Overlord of Ice Tanaka!

[Spoken with completely serious enthusiasm. ~~Penny plz.~~]

[And to Hagakure...]

Did you breed them yourself, then? ...wait, would egg-shaped Pokémon still come from eggs? That just seems confusing.

Oh, okay. Cool, we can have egg buddies, then!

[And one group of eggs will be far better trained than the other...

In answer to Penny's question, he shakes his head.]

Nah, I found these guys right outside New Bark Town. They were chillin' in a tree, if you can believe that!

[It would probably make no sense if they weren't Psychic eggs...]

But yeah, I'm pretty sure they'd come out of one egg as a group if you bred 'em...this place makes no sense, but we just roll with it.

[Egg buddies, and one will have some sort of weird nickname like Extraordinary Eggs of Annihilation or something like that.]

They do indeed emerge from eggs. Such is one of the unsolvable mysteries of this world

They're all part of the same Pokémon?

[That's... maybe not the WEIRDEST thing she's seen in Johto, but it's in the top ten.]

...I suppose egg-shaped monsters coming from eggs makes as much sense as ghosts and metal things coming out of eggs. ...It's consistent, at least?

Uh-huh! They're called Exeggcute, and they talk to each other telepathically! Their Pokedex entry says they can also form together when heads fall off of an Exeggutor. That's the Pokemon that Exeggcute also evolves into.

It's like a perfect cycle of weird living eggs!

[The Exeggcute in Hagakure's arms shoot him a look for calling them weird. But it's not like he's wrong...!]

If ya ask me, I think the ghosts and metal things coming outta eggs is even weirder... How does stuff like that even breed?

[Apparently eggs breeding isn't weird to him, though.]

I believe that is something that mortal minds would not be able to comprehend.

[He can't even understand it what with being a self proclaimed master of the dark arts and whatnot. Or with being the SHSL Animal Breeder which is probably more relevant here.]

Wouldn't you agree?

[Help him out here Penny.]

I don't know about anyone else, but it certainly doesn't make much sense to ME, Your Icyness.

But they can move and talk and probably think, that seems to be enough for this world.

[Okay he can't help but chuckle at Penny actually calling Gundam 'Your Icyness'.

But distractions aside...]

Yeah, you guys are probably right about that. If no one's figured it out by now, it's just something we gotta accept!

The Supreme Overlord of Ice.

[Get it right, getting it wrong might open a portal to the Shadow Realm or something.]

Sorry, Supreme Overlord of Ice!

[She is taking this completely seriously, threats of HFIL or not.]

Maybe ghosts aren't actually dead here? I've talked to people that come from worlds with VERY different rules even about things like that.

...I don't know about some of the Steel types though. We had swords and robots at home, but none of them could breed.

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