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I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!

[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]

For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!

[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]

Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!

[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]

And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!

[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]

If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!

[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]

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Wh-what? I-I...w-wasn't trying to lower your guard...I just want you to be gentle with them...th-they're very cute...and rely a lot on you to take care of them! They're very strong but...i-if they get hurt, you have to help them! So don't go getting into battles they cannot handle, okay?! Promise me you won't!

[She doesn't even understand what he means. But that's not what's important!!! She'll worry about that after she gets a promise from him!!!!!]

As in powers and all that?

[He understands how that might be hard to believe. Atsuro was practically a normal guy until canon happened.]

Back in my world, both magic and demons are real and there's some people who can use them. I can use some magic, but I usually prefer other skills in a battle.

[It's what he get for choosing to focus on his physical strength instead of spiritual strength, leaving his magical power generally weaker than his friends'. ~~ST build yo~~]

So when I arrived here, I find that I can't cast them any more.

[Or summon his demons. And this world's too cut of from the Devil Auction's server.]

[For Yusuke's part, he doesn't look particularly impressed. He grunts out a vaguely amused "hah" when Gundam refers to him as an "ordinary being" (buddy, you've got no idea), but it's only when Gundam reaches the end of his spiel that his expression suddenly shifts from dead-eyed boredom to wicked and grinning.]

Ah, c'mon! You can't just say all that and not back it up!

[He folds his arms over the surface of the table he's sitting at and leans forward, looking at Gundam expectantly.]

Go ahead, show me what you got. If you're so much more powerful than us sorry bastards who woke up here with our powers gone, then prove it! Unseal your arm and blow the place up! I could use the excitement!

[Yusuke no.]

I would never send a defenseless creature into battle You have nothing to fear in that respect.

[He'll just try and ease those concerns instead of trying to figure out the giant mess of what the hell is even going on today.]

Therefore, I swear not just on my name but the entirety of the Tanaka Empire, that I will not do such a senseless thing!

[There. He promised.]

However, with training, who knows. They may yet become formidable allies which can keep my foes at bay.

That's part of the mysteriousness! However, this is a quest... it's about personal betterment!

You must strive to be the very best, like no one ever was!

[she has a phd in chuunibyou linguistics, at least...!]

[...okay, not what he was expecting, but he can roll with this. Probably.

He'll make an attempt at least.]

So it appears I underestimated you. A rarity, you should treasure this moment!

[...yeah that's uh, totally not just his way of saying he was wrong and he's sorry.]

Have you any idea what could cause such a strange phenomena?

Ohh, so you are from Hope's Peak! [He kinda figured, but hey.] Me too!

[Also Hagakure are you going to address the evil cackling, or...]

Man, you've got the perfect talent for this place then! That's pretty much what you do here: raise and battle with Pokemon.

[Apparently not.]

[And that just brightens up her day! She smiles and nods.]

W-with training...especially your training...I am sure they will be q-quite fearsome! The gym leaders will p-probably fear the J-Johto division of the Tanaka Empire...

[Oh right, he just arrived here! He's new to all this pokeman business isn't he?]

Um...I-I'm not as helpful as everyone else but...i-if you have any questions I can try to answer them...

I...uh...guess so...?

The hell I don't, I've fought plenty!

[Not the STARS or anything, but he thinks that's... probably some kind of metaphor? Maybe?]

I've killed stuff that'd make you shit yourself and run crying to mommy!

[It's not a TOTAL lie...]

So are you gonna actually do anything, or just keep shooting your mouth off?

Fifth trial?

[He's so shocked he can't even be Gundam about this and code it in metaphors about some fifth cosmic showdown or something like that.]

There has yet to even be a fourth, let alone a fifth!

[He almost wants to ask what happened, but at the same time he's not sure he wants to know.]

Attempting to goad me into such a display is merely a waste of your time.

[It's not like he can actually do anything either, but hey, look at how confident he's trying to look.]

After all, there is a time and place for everything and unless my captor appears before me, this is not it.

[ All right, that clears it up a little bit...he didn't say there has yet to be a third, therefore there must have been. Nanami dutifully changes over to private. ]

Hmm, okay...then, you remember the third trial? Just so you know, Tsumiki-san does not...nor does she have that fever. We're sort of not telling her about it in the interest of...

[ Well tbh she and Kuzuryuu just don't want it to happen...again...and Hinata gag-ordered it when he'd been around... ]

...Ah, you probably know. Anyway...Pekoyama-san remembers to the end of her own trial, but Tsumiki-san only remembers up until around the time Kuzuryuu-kun cut himself. Kuzuryuu-kun remembers more than even I do, as well. So, I think you're in third place for who remembers the most.

[ ... ]

Also, there is another class here, like I sort of mentioned...they're probably going to be greeting you, at least a few of them. They're nice people, mostly.

Divisions?

[Yeah, wow. He has no clue what she's talking about there. Is this how people feel when they talk to him?]

As someone new to this world and ignorant of its affairs, I remain unenlightened about these.

[Please explain.]

[Fine, he'll speak normally. For once.]

Yes, my name is Gundam Tanaka.

[And that for once is over now.]

Remember it well for that name will go down in history as the most important name in the history of this planet!

[Well thank goodness someone has a degree here. He was worried no one would be able to translate for him.]

That is an admirable goal, indeed. One many strive for and few achieve. Such a quest is indeed worthy for someone such as I, Gundam Tanaka!

You-

[Wait, this guy actually does look familiar. Where did he see him recently?]

Yes, yes, I see it now. Your image was recorded in the mysterious tome we received for challenging the iron dragon!

[...it was a roller coaster.]

To think that I would run into someone like that here. This world is far more mysterious than even I could have guessed.

Such as?

[He's not going to comment on shooting his mouth off, but if this guy's fought some impressive stuff, he certainly wouldn't mind hearing about it.

~~And possibly borrowing any good lines or stories he hears.~~]

If you truly think that the mere idea of whatever you've battled against would horrify one who possesses the All Seeing Eye, then I demand to know of it.

[Hang on, let him figure out how to do the private thing. Okay, there we go.]

Say no more! These things should not be spoken of aloud, lest they be affected by the will of causality.

[In other words, he gets it, and he's not going to bring it up because he doesn't want to jinx things.]

Another class? Are they the ones depicted in the mysterious tome given to us when we visited that cursed place?

Ah, correct! ...Actually...

[ .......actually everyone else here knows Nanami's entire State of Being and who her father is, so she should probably have that talk with Gundam, too...but, she's done it in person the other times, so... ]

Mm, when we come and get you, I have some other things to tell you, okay? ...If you want to hear them. But...they're very nice, mostly.

[ Celes is why she keeps saying "mostly". ]

[Well this went places he was not expecting at all. And he's a fortune teller!]

Wait...what? What are you even talking about, dude? You've...seen me before?

[He was pretty sure this guy forgot his time here, so...wat.]

So...then I'm guessing your parents were pretty big fans of the show?

What am I talking about? The steel behemoth that encircles a circular territory! Have you never laid eyes on such a thing?

[It was a dragon before, now it's a behemoth. Will he run out of weird ways to describe the roller coaster? Probably not.]

Your image was within the tome awarded to those who conquered the creature! Along with the rest of your allies.

Uh-huh.

[Well, shit. Kudos to Gundam for not rising to the bait, he guesses. Yusuke seems a little put-out by the fact that Gundam didn't make an ass out of himself the way he was hoping he would, but he gets over it pretty quickly. He picks at the inside of his ear and says:]

Well, if you're plannin' on holdin' off on the ass-kicking 'til our kidnapper shows up, you're probably gonna be waiting for a while. I've been here for over a year now and I still haven't seen 'em.

[That's good that they're mostly nice things, but it's the things aren't mostly nice that worry him.]

At this point, I would be a fool to not seek out further knowledge.

[At least he thinks so. He's not really sure given well, everything.]

So then I shall wait until then for further enlightenment.

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