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I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
Re: [Video]
Date: 2014-10-10 04:18 pm (UTC)From:[Not the STARS or anything, but he thinks that's... probably some kind of metaphor? Maybe?]
I've killed stuff that'd make you shit yourself and run crying to mommy!
[It's not a TOTAL lie...]
So are you gonna actually do anything, or just keep shooting your mouth off?
[Video]
Date: 2014-10-11 02:26 am (UTC)From:[He's not going to comment on shooting his mouth off, but if this guy's fought some impressive stuff, he certainly wouldn't mind hearing about it.
And possibly borrowing any good lines or stories he hears.]If you truly think that the mere idea of whatever you've battled against would horrify one who possesses the All Seeing Eye, then I demand to know of it.
Re: [Video]
Date: 2014-10-13 03:37 pm (UTC)From:[A dragon which... kind of used to be one of his only friends. Ish. He's not going into that part of it.]
Damn thing looked like a nightmare an' a half, drooled acid, and just about destroyed the entire world just by existing. That horrifying enough for you, freak?
[Video]
Date: 2014-10-14 02:47 am (UTC)From:Perhaps I underestimated you! If you truly did battle with such a fearsome creature and lived to tell the tale, then perhaps there is more to you than meets the eye.
[That he somehow didn't see with his self proclaimed "all seeing eye." ]
Re: [Video]
Date: 2014-11-03 05:53 am (UTC)From:Damn right there is!
[Just... not right now. Cause of the human thing.]
An' I did more than just live, I beat that thing half t'death!
[Video]
Date: 2014-11-03 11:12 pm (UTC)From:[Because he's hearing that this guy beat his pet lizard or whatever it is half to death, which man, that's not cool.]
Re: [Video]
Date: 2014-11-06 06:12 pm (UTC)From:[Speaking a bit slowly, cause he'd swear he spoke clearly enough the first time.]
It's a thing you generally do when something's trying to eat your face off.
[Which it literally was doing. For. Um. Completely justified reasons, the self-loathing part of his brain suddenly reminds him.]
[Impmon looks a bit flustered and ashamed for a second, if not for the reasons Gundam thinks he needs to.]
Um. Besides, I mentioned the 'destroying the world' part, right?
[Video]
Date: 2014-11-06 09:44 pm (UTC)From:Either one, this is some sort of bizarre metaphor for beating the crap out of some animal, which Gundam heavily disapproves of.
Or option two. This actually happened, and he's not really sure what to make of that. Either way, he thinks there's one thing to say here.]
The auras must've been clouded for I appear to have misunderstood what you were saying. However, I am now absolutely certain that I misjudged you. But whether for better or worse, I have yet to decide!
[In other words, he has no idea what to make of you now, Impmon.]
Re: [Video]
Date: 2014-11-08 05:35 am (UTC)From:[And you've lost him again. Something about misunderstanding?]
...thaaaaaanks?
[Is. Is that an appropriate response here?]
[Video]
Date: 2014-11-08 07:29 am (UTC)From:You should feel honored. It's rare that I have to reconsider my judgement.