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I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
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Date: 2014-10-13 03:15 am (UTC)From:Well, let's see. I got dragged here, what, in March of 2013? And it's October 2014 now, so yeah, I'd say that's probably definitely more than a year.
[Thank you for that unnecessary sarcasm, Yusuke. He's not even going to get into the fact that it's 1992 where he's from. This conversation'll probably gonna cause Gundam enough confusion as it is.]
I dunno if there're any "chaotic energies" at work here in this place, aside from maybe whatever the hell it was that made friggin' cats rain from the sky a couple weeks back -
[HE SAYS, EVER-SO-CASUALLY]
- but if there are any, they don't mess with the way time passes. Everything here is as slow and boring as it is back home.
[If that comes out sounding a little bitter, that's because... well, he's a little bitter. He is not good at living a slow-paced, peaceful life. That said, he doesn't sit there and brood about it - instead, he moves on to say:]
If y'think a year sounds bad, you should meet this girl I know. She's been here for four years.
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Date: 2014-10-13 05:38 am (UTC)From:[And he thought Jabberwock Island was weird. This is definitely something else.]
Such an ill omen cannot be ignored!
[Though that just raises the question of who's ignoring it which...really doesn't have an answer. But he's not really sure what else to say there because that is definitely freaky.
He doesn't have any actual comments on the passage of time at the moment. He's still trying to process the raining cats thing.]
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Date: 2014-10-23 06:21 am (UTC)From:[He exclaims, jabbing a thumb at said face. The exasperation and irritation here is palpable. That said, Yusuke's clearly gotten over this, ah, incident to some degree, because if he hadn't, he'd still be denying that it ever happened in the first place. He'd also probably rant about it at length, which he doesn't. Instead, he moves on with a huff and a shrug of his shoulders.]
Anyway, it's probably not a big deal. Weird things happen around here all the time.
[...]
... Then again, I dunno. Usually, when things get this weird, somethin' weirder happens later on. Plus there's the earthquakes, and then it's October, so...
[... Way to sit there and ramble like you expect Gundam to know what you're talking about, Yusuke. Has it seriously only occurred to him just now that the whole "animals raining from the sky" thing might be a sign of stranger things to come? (ANSWER: Yes. Yes, it has. He is super smart.)]
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Date: 2014-10-23 10:48 pm (UTC)From:[Though what it is, he hasn't the faintest idea.]
Or perhaps they were merely heralding my arrival into this world.
[Yeah sure, he'll go with that.]