I demand the foul creature responsible for this demented illusion reveal itself at once!
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
[Because he has no idea what's going on. Help. Please someone help. What is this? Why is that woman claiming to be his mother?]
For you see, while your powers of obfuscation are almost impressive, they mean nothing to a being such as myself!
[Translation: something weird is going on, and he noticed that. Which he already made clear with the previous sentence, so he's just sort of repeating himself. Because he needs to stress how weird this is and at the same time act like it's not.]
Therefore, I, Gundam Tanaka, demand you reveal yourself so that we may do battle on a scale that brings the very foundation of this world to its knees! Appear before me so that I may crush you as a demonstration to the astounding creature I have just received!
[In other words, he just got a Pokemon. And he has no idea what it is, but throwing an untrained animal into a chaotic situation is just asking for trouble.]
And do not even think of ignoring me. Otherwise, I will be forced to unseal power that would make the very heavens themselves tremble with fear!
[Demented laughter ensues, but he really hopes someone responds because he needs some information here.]
If you think that stealing my familiars has left me incapable of channeling such power, then think again! Such a foolish mistake has done nothing but ensure your own destruction!
[...because he would really like his hamsters back. This Pokemon is cute and all, but he needs those back. Seriously, where did they go?]
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Date: 2014-10-09 04:39 am (UTC)From:What insanity is this!?
[Pokemon and dead people, and just...everything. What.
Okay, aside from that, he's basically got it.]
You dare to invite someone such as myself to join your traveling party? Heh. Such audacity is to be admired.
Very well then! I shall accept your invitation. To do otherwise, would risk an unknowable cataclysm.
[Basically, thank you for the invitation. He appreciates it.]
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Date: 2014-10-09 04:43 am (UTC)From:[ They could even log it...but really, they're actually within a few hours' flight from New Bark, since they weren't that far away after the swarm event. ]
Oh, I should say...our travel party is me, Kuzuryuu-kun, Tsumiki-san, and Pekoyama-san.
[ ... ]
What's the last thing you remember, Tanaka-kun? For me, I remember the fifth trial...
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Date: 2014-10-10 11:48 pm (UTC)From:[He's so shocked he can't even be Gundam about this and code it in metaphors about some fifth cosmic showdown or something like that.]
There has yet to even be a fourth, let alone a fifth!
[He almost wants to ask what happened, but at the same time he's not sure he wants to know.]
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Date: 2014-10-10 11:53 pm (UTC)From:Hmm, okay...then, you remember the third trial? Just so you know, Tsumiki-san does not...nor does she have that fever. We're sort of not telling her about it in the interest of...
[ Well tbh she and Kuzuryuu just don't want it to happen...again...and Hinata gag-ordered it when he'd been around... ]
...Ah, you probably know. Anyway...Pekoyama-san remembers to the end of her own trial, but Tsumiki-san only remembers up until around the time Kuzuryuu-kun cut himself. Kuzuryuu-kun remembers more than even I do, as well. So, I think you're in third place for who remembers the most.
[ ... ]
Also, there is another class here, like I sort of mentioned...they're probably going to be greeting you, at least a few of them. They're nice people, mostly.
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Date: 2014-10-11 03:42 am (UTC)From:Say no more! These things should not be spoken of aloud, lest they be affected by the will of causality.
[In other words, he gets it, and he's not going to bring it up because he doesn't want to jinx things.]
Another class? Are they the ones depicted in the mysterious tome given to us when we visited that cursed place?
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Date: 2014-10-11 04:06 am (UTC)From:[ .......actually everyone else here knows Nanami's entire State of Being and who her father is, so she should probably have that talk with Gundam, too...but, she's done it in person the other times, so... ]
Mm, when we come and get you, I have some other things to tell you, okay? ...If you want to hear them. But...they're very nice, mostly.
[ Celes is why she keeps saying "mostly". ]
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Date: 2014-10-12 03:34 am (UTC)From:At this point, I would be a fool to not seek out further knowledge.
[At least he thinks so. He's not really sure given well, everything.]
So then I shall wait until then for further enlightenment.
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Date: 2014-10-15 03:52 am (UTC)From:[ SHE'S DONE IT BEFORE...safe flying habits right here. ]
If it's questions about this world, I'm pretty good with it...after all, it's based on a game.
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Date: 2014-10-16 12:30 am (UTC)From:[Meaning he's going to pay attention to his Pokegear. Wow. That was like the most dramatic way to say that someone's going to check their texts ever.]