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What sorcery is this?
[On the screen is one Gundam Tanaka who seems to be slightly, okay more than slightly, alarmed by the recent Christmas surprise.
Oh, and an egg.]
This...this...egg appears to have burst forth from the void itself, seeing as it is neither one of the ones I have recently obtained nor is it one that my fearsome creatures have produced.
[...as far as he knows anyway.]
I have yet to experience such a thing, even though I have seen things that would drive any mere human mad. So my question is this, what sort of unimaginable terror slumbers within, and what unseen foe could have concocted such a devious scheme?
[Seriously, where did this come from?]
I demand you make yourself known, so that you may face your own undoing at the hands of I, Gundam Tanaka!
[...or so he can ask where the hell the egg came from. That's way more likely.]
[On the screen is one Gundam Tanaka who seems to be slightly, okay more than slightly, alarmed by the recent Christmas surprise.
Oh, and an egg.]
This...this...egg appears to have burst forth from the void itself, seeing as it is neither one of the ones I have recently obtained nor is it one that my fearsome creatures have produced.
[...as far as he knows anyway.]
I have yet to experience such a thing, even though I have seen things that would drive any mere human mad. So my question is this, what sort of unimaginable terror slumbers within, and what unseen foe could have concocted such a devious scheme?
[Seriously, where did this come from?]
I demand you make yourself known, so that you may face your own undoing at the hands of I, Gundam Tanaka!
[...or so he can ask where the hell the egg came from. That's way more likely.]
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Date: 2015-01-04 05:26 am (UTC)From:[Are... are you a god or something???]
It's not that no one's looking for answers, it's just that there are a lot of us who have been here for years and after awhile you get tired of coming up empty. There's still no solution for how to get home, for instance.
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Date: 2015-01-04 06:36 am (UTC)From:[Because he says so. That's why.]
Therefore doors that may remain closed to the rest of you may open themselves without difficulty at my command.
[Gundam, that has never even metaphorically happened.]
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Date: 2015-01-04 06:38 am (UTC)From:Yeah? Well, if that's the case then maybe you can solve all the mysteries of this place.
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Date: 2015-01-04 08:37 pm (UTC)From:[Yup. He sure did just call himself that.]