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[infinityunlimitedflame]

[And once again there's a pile of eggs being broadcast from Gundam's Gear because that seems to be about all he ever broadcasts to people.]

This is the third time I have had such things to offer to the rest of you. With that combined with the recent appearance of those luminous feathers, one must wonder if it is a sign of good fortune...or an omen of imminent disaster. Truly, such things could indeed be a harbinger of the end.

[Because he apparently also has to always do the thing where he acts like a Pokemon egg is going to hatch into some sort of demonic hellbeast and devour its trainer.]

If you are truly brave enough to see which it may be, then perhaps you are capable of taking one of these unborn creatures as your own.

[And then about a minute later a surprisingly normal egg list follows.]

{OOC: Still plenty of eggs left if anyone still wants them!}

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

What they are remains to be seen. Even by invoking both my evil and all seeing eyes, their mysteries remain hidden.

[In other words, he has no idea.]

And I could not have offered the egg if I had not originally trained such a fearsome creature on my own.

[...okay, that's not exactly true because he could've borrowed one from someone, but yeah, he trained one. Or is training one at the moment.]

[adai]

...I see...

[You certainly have an odd way of talking.]

Hopefully someone finds out more about them soon.

[Moving right along!!]

Can you tell me about how it is in battle? Is it easy to train?

[infinityunlimitedflame]

In battle, its true abilities come to light and it truly becomes like the wind itself. A spinning striking calamity that is more like a force of nature than any living creature.

[He may be overselling it here.]

As such, training it in anything other than a wide open space would be a recipe for disaster.

[adai]

That sounds... interesting.

[Thankfully Gundam offers something more constructive for Rossiu to focus on.]

Ah, I appreciate the warning. I'd like to purchase one of those eggs then.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

If you think you are capable, then so be it. Should you fail and perish, then it simply means you were ignorant of your own true capabilities.

[...]

So then, to where shall it be sent! What part of this world do you call home?

[adai]

[...was that a compliment or are you saying he's going to get killed by a Mienfoo???]

Um... thanks for the warning.

I'm currently in Violet City. Ah, my name is Rossiu by the way.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

And I am Gundam Tanaka! But use that name sparingly for to call it too often will invite tragedy!

[..except probably not.]

[adai]

[...you're a bit of an odd duck, aren't you...?]

It's very nice to meet you, Gundam. I'll send the payment over immediately.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

And you shall have your egg just as quickly if the fates deem it so.

[He may be a little embarrassed about the nice to meet you thing. Probably not helping with the seeming odd thing.]

[adai]

[...that's kind of weirdly cute...]

I'll keep an eye out for it.

[...]

Oh, you're a breeder, right? I started out here as one but I'm still a little lost on what I'm supposed to be doing. Is there anything specific I have to do to get my Pokémon to be interested in one another?

[infinityunlimitedflame]

Such matters can be difficult to discern early on. I would encourage you to converse with your familiars and see what they wish to accomplish.

[...of course, he might not understand his Pokemon, but his giant blog of animal breeding tips isn't available here, so yeah, get to know your Pokemon and find out which other Pokemon they like. That's his advice.]

[adai]

["Converse with your familiars"... oh, you mean talk to them with a Psychic-type? He's got one but it never occurred to him to try to communicate with his other Pokémon through it. Huh.]

That's a very good idea. I hadn't thought about doing it that way. You've been very helpful, Gundam.

[Rossiu's smile is kind of awkward, but boy is he trying.]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

I am no such thing! To humanity itself, I am its undoing!

[...yeah, he's embarrassed.]

[adai]

[...]

Ah, forgive me, then. I didn't mean to insult you! I'll be sure to be very careful around you!

[It seems it's finally occurred to Rossiu that the best way to handle this is to... very gently tease Gundam. His expression looks much less awkward now, so apparently Rossiu's enjoying this. Sorry, Gundam.]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

A wise choice.

[There. That's better.]

No doubt your lifespan has been extended by choosing such a path.