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[infinityunlimitedflame]

[And once again there's a pile of eggs being broadcast from Gundam's Gear because that seems to be about all he ever broadcasts to people.]

This is the third time I have had such things to offer to the rest of you. With that combined with the recent appearance of those luminous feathers, one must wonder if it is a sign of good fortune...or an omen of imminent disaster. Truly, such things could indeed be a harbinger of the end.

[Because he apparently also has to always do the thing where he acts like a Pokemon egg is going to hatch into some sort of demonic hellbeast and devour its trainer.]

If you are truly brave enough to see which it may be, then perhaps you are capable of taking one of these unborn creatures as your own.

[And then about a minute later a surprisingly normal egg list follows.]

{OOC: Still plenty of eggs left if anyone still wants them!}

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[ladywithnovoice]

So the universe is the end-all, is it?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Hardly. Like all things, the universe itself can be shaped by those who have the divined their true abilities. However, such creatures here are few and far between.

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[ladywithnovoice]

Are you one, then?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

I am indeed. I am Gundam Tanaka, but be forewarned. Saying the name aloud causes the heavens themselves to weep with fear.

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[ladywithnovoice]

You don't have to worry. I won't say a word.

It must take a lot of skill to have powers like yours.

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Of course. But it also requires fate, as well as things that cannot even begun to be imagined.

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[ladywithnovoice]

How did you learn it was your fate?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Seemingly from birth. Being the spawn of an angel and a demon, it would be disastrous to remain ignorant of such facts for long.

[None of that is true. Or even really means anything. But that sure is the text he just sent.]

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[ladywithnovoice]

[And considering the kind of people that pop up in Johto? Poor lady is willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.]

It seems like that sort of union would be dangerous, considering things.

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

[Well, all right then, he's just going to keep talking...or texting since she seems to be going along with it. Or commmenting on the absurdity of it. Either way...]

It is why I am completely different from other beings. A hated and feared existence, shunned by all.

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[ladywithnovoice]

I don't hate you. I don't particularly want to shun you, either.

You've been rather nice to talk to, as a matter of fact.

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Then you have been deceived.

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[ladywithnovoice]

Oh? You were lying to me?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Hardly. However, my aura is deceptive to those who have not mastered the arcane arts required to truly see.

[Yes. That's it. That's totally it.]

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[ladywithnovoice]

So it would be unwise to want to be your friend, then?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

It would be a dire mistake. How could we be friends? My existence is alien to most beings.

[...the sad thing is, he has friends here, but he still totally believes that.]

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[ladywithnovoice]

Maybe I'm one of those rare few who would understand it. You never know until you try, right?

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[infinityunlimitedflame]

Then you may make an attempt if you choose to do so.

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[ladywithnovoice]

Thank you. My name is Red, for the record.