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[infinityunlimitedflame]

[When the feed starts, Gundam's holding the Soul Badge up to the camera...and wearing one of those scarves Chihiro was offering a week ago.]

Such a confounding challenge. Though I suppose I should have expected as match from the toxic terrors lurking within the Gym's walls.

[He might've had some problems with the invisible walls. Apparently his so called All Seeing Eye didn't really do him much good there.]

Next, I shall prepare for challenging the precognitive powers of the Saffron City Gym. It seems that even I, Gundam Tanaka, the Supreme Overlord of Ice, can become a creature of routine now that our ominous October is at an end.

[...it was probably a lot worse than ominous, but ominous October sounds cool and spooky doesn't it?]

What I would like an answer to is thus, has the same happened to the rest of you, or do you still tremble in fear at the otherworldly forces that transformed this world?

[He probably could've picked a less intimidating way to ask that, but then well, he wouldn't be Gundam, would he?]

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[islandshore]

Are you sure it's an enchantment and not just a part of this world? This is a place with magic ledges and nightmare inducing Pokédex entries.

[He could go on. Yamask, Parasect, Haunter, Gorebyss... For as bright and cheery as the world appears, there's definitely a dark undertone.]

Don't get me wrong. I'd like to get to the bottom of things-- there's no way you can chalk all of it to Legendary Pokémon or evil teams. Sometimes it's predictable, like ghost types possessing people, but then you get living glitches and that whole mess with the fusions...

Heck, a few years back, we got dragged into some weird, nightmare dimension.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

Let me ask a question in return. Are you sure that this world's magic isn't an enchantment? To speak of magic as if it were not magic betrays your lack of understanding in such matters.

[Because he has no idea Riku comes from a world where people can learn Fire and bash crates to find MP Orbs.]

[islandshore]

Who says all magic has to be an enchantment? Could just come natural to the world. Pokémon do have some pretty crazy powers, after all.

[And that's all innate, whether through levels or breeding or bashing the mover the head with discs.]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

You may have a point.

[islandshore]

...Though that still doesn't explain everything, like how we're basically immortal here, or where the meat comes from.

[Because meat is serious business, and it's baffling that it even exists wen people can't eat Pokémon.]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

I believe that latter question is best left unanswered. No doubt learning the horrifying revelation behind that mystery would be the type of arcane knowledge to shatter a mortal mind.

[...he doesn't want to know where it comes from either.]

[islandshore]

Oh man. Just knowing the secret would drive us all insane, huh? Destroy our perceptions of the world altogether?

[He snickers. This is kinda hilarious; what a crazy reaction.]

See, now I want to know even more.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

You cannot seriously that such a thing is possible, no, likely.

[...given that everybody's been eating whatever it is for five years with no idea what it is or where it came from.]

[islandshore]

Hey, you never know. Maybe discovering the truth would undo the fabric of this world altogether, because the secret's that huge. That dark...

[And it's here that he shrugs.]

Or it's some really convincing tofu. Guess that's always a possibility.