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[infinityunlimitedflame]

[So, somewhere in Pokemon land, during all the chaos, this stage has appeared. And who better to find it, than Gundam Tanaka, the very person who said, he'd been looking for an appropriate stage to truly showcase the historical certainty that would be the battle between him and his so-called rival.

And since he's now found that stage, he's absolutely going to send Bandou a message, letting him know about it. Which consists of a single text along the lines of:]

I have found our stage. Arrive if you dare.

And along with the text are directions to it which is apparently on...the same route Bandou was on before. The one that Gundam said wasn't a fitting location for these things. It's funny how things work out that way sometimes.

Anyways, should he show up, he'll find Gundam waiting for him and well...looking about the same as he always does.]

So the lamb arrives to his own slaughter.

[And that's basically his way of saying hi.

...of course if you're not Bandou and have happened to stumble across this weird thing because it's sort of hard to miss, you'll get an entirely different reaction along the lines of a startled face and something dramatic and ridiculous like WHAT MYSTICAL FORCE HAS SUMMONED YOU HERE?! because well, it's Gundam.]

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[ignisinfernale]

[ It's the only connection he can make. Not that he's a mecha fan... it's just the first thing that came to mind. He can't blame you though. With a name like that, he's sure Tanaka's probably sick of the comparison.

But back to the reason why he's here. ]

Hope you don't mind but me'n Sausage here wanna watch.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

Very well then, you shall watch! Watch as the legend of Gundam Tanaka ascends to the heights of the stars themselves!

[...there was a point where he really should have stopped and in all honesty, he passed it long before he ever came to this world.]

[ignisinfernale]

[ He'll just give the smallest chuckle through his cigarette though. Keep this up Tanaka and he won't mind extending you an offer to be an honorary member of HOMRA.

He's got enough spunk, after all. ]

Don't beat each other up too badly.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

You have nothing to be concerned about. Our demons should do most of the clashing.

[After all, it's a Pokemon battle or...at least it should be.]

[ignisinfernale]

[ Demons? Ohhhh... he probably means the pokemon. Maybe. Gosh, he's getting kinda good at this Gundamese. ]

I don't think I can carry you guys back to town.

[ Just in case... yanno. Double KO. ]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

I'm not the one who would be in need of such assistance. Besides, the poisons that flow within my veins would make it impossible for you to complete such a task!

[There is no poison.]

[ignisinfernale]

[ Have a raised brow at that because out of all the things Tanaka's said so far, this is probably the oddest. ]

You got poison in your blood?

[infinityunlimitedflame]

[He looks offended by the fact that Mikoto seems to be doubting him. Or maybe it's shock. Honestly, sometimes with Gundam, it's hard to tell.]

How could I not? After years upon years of being exposed to those vile concoctions...

[Wow, that sure sounded way more dramatic than it actually was.]