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[So, somewhere in Pokemon land, during all the chaos, this stage has appeared. And who better to find it, than Gundam Tanaka, the very person who said, he'd been looking for an appropriate stage to truly showcase the historical certainty that would be the battle between him and his so-called rival.

And since he's now found that stage, he's absolutely going to send Bandou a message, letting him know about it. Which consists of a single text along the lines of:]

I have found our stage. Arrive if you dare.

And along with the text are directions to it which is apparently on...the same route Bandou was on before. The one that Gundam said wasn't a fitting location for these things. It's funny how things work out that way sometimes.

Anyways, should he show up, he'll find Gundam waiting for him and well...looking about the same as he always does.]

So the lamb arrives to his own slaughter.

[And that's basically his way of saying hi.

...of course if you're not Bandou and have happened to stumble across this weird thing because it's sort of hard to miss, you'll get an entirely different reaction along the lines of a startled face and something dramatic and ridiculous like WHAT MYSTICAL FORCE HAS SUMMONED YOU HERE?! because well, it's Gundam.]

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I hope you're not speaking literally, Tanaka. Even then, you should know better than to joke about murder.

[...This is not your destined rival, Gundam. But it is your self-proclaimed leader.

Who has no idea what the hell this is or why they're here, but he's going to pretend like nothing is wrong. Just like the last two times he's showed up for fourth wall with a Munchlax companion.

No matter the circumstances, the point is he does not approve. But what else is new?]

[Gundam's gotten used to a lot since he arrived here. Pokemon, crazy shenanigans, Pokemon, more shenanigans...and also Pokemon.

But there's really one thing that just sort of...completely throws him for a loop. And this is that. Or will be once he gets realizes what's going on.]

Who's joking? The fool has challenged my mystical abilities and as such, I am bound by a sacred dark code to rend him asunder with the full power of my demonic empire!

[In other words, it's a Pokemon battle...and wait...um.

Okay, he's trying to process who's talking here because waaaaaaaait a second.]

Edited Date: 2015-06-01 05:27 am (UTC)

[...Gundam what the actual hell.

So from what Togami can gather here, someone's called Gundam out on his magic bullshit-ery and he's mad about it.

Togami would be...mostly wrong, but it's not like he's aware that they're in Pokeland just yet. His doesn't recognize the creature that's been following him as one, so he's assumed that it's one of Monokuma or Monomi's creations.]

Have you forgotten everything we discussed earlier? There will be no murders on this island!

[...They're still on the island, right? He's not familiar with this location, but it could be a section that was previously closed off.]

Find a better way to settle your petty fights, or I will be forced to step in. Who is the fool in question, anyway?

[...And now he's noticed it.]

And why are you looking at me like that?

[Okay, wow, no, Togami. This isn't a murder. It's a Pokemon battle. But he's kinda too bothered by the everything else to explain that right now because you know, this was a problem when he first got here, but it's gone now and now it's back to being a thing and what does he do...]

A cunning plan, but I see now. Your tricks won't work, specter, return from whence you came!

[...apparently that's what he's going to do. It's a nicer reaction than some people got back when he arrived, but there's a reason for that.]

Edited Date: 2015-06-02 04:20 pm (UTC)

[ While it's not Bandou, you've come kind of close. Instead, you have his boss with his pyroar in tow. Normally, he does this sort of thing: if he finds out someone's been giving his clansmen trouble, he goes out to deal with it personally. It's part of his kingly duty after all. But this, Suoh figures, is pretty harmless. After all, it's not like Gundam's out for blood. He figures at the most, it's a pokemon battle.

But he's going to be looking Gundam over. One hand comes out of his pockets so he can take a drag from his cigarette. Flashy, is his assessment. And kind of dramatic. No wonder he and Bandou get along.

There's a pause to tap out his ash before he speaks. ]

You the guy who's calling out Saburota Bandou?

[For the record, he has absolutely no idea that Bandou has a boss or even a job. Such mortal concerns should be beneath someone attempting to be his rival.]

I am, indeed the one who has issued such a challenge. I, Gundam Tanaka, the Supreme Overlord of Ice, the Unending Nightmare, the Possessor of the Evil I have indeed challenged him to meet me here at the site of what will be a cataclysmic battle for the ages!

[That was a really wordy bizarre way of saying yes.]

[ When this is over, Suoh has to talk to Bandou about his weird taste in friends. But he seems pretty blase about the grandiose intro though. Either way, he's staying for the show. ]

You got balls calling out one of my clansmen.

[ Did Bandou ever mention he was part of a gang?

There's no malice in what he says though. It's not a threat or a taunt, just an observation. Mostly because Bandou's one of the more hot headed members of his clan so it does take a certain amount of bravado to challenge him. But Suoh and Sausage are going to calmly walk past Gundam and plop themselves down by the side of the stage. Best seats in the house are a get. ]

You supposed to be his rival or something?

[For what it's worth, Gundam doesn't look particularly impressed by that comment. Then again given that he claims he's some sort of otherworldy being that channels the primal forces of the cosmos or something, getting involved a dramatic battle against some sort of rival clan is just a normal day.

On the inside though, he's hoping this wasn't a mistake because wow, no, he does not need an evil clan coming after him because he trounced one of their own in battle.]

If anything, he took it upon himself to claim that title.

[Not exactly, but hey, it's Gundam. You never really get the exact details of anything with him.]

Which was quite the foolish decision.

[ He's crouched down like the bancho he probably is, his pyroar lying on his side behind him. He never once turns away, eyes trained on Gundam as he speaks. But you'll have to give him a second to take a drag from his cigarette. Though he looks more than amused. ]

Aa... sorry about that. He's hotheaded like the rest of my boys.

[ And himself but he's trying to get through his anger issues. ]

He'll give ya a good fight, dontcha worry.

[Honestly, Gundam's completely sure that this is 100% for real because this guy looks so completely natural at this whole banchou thing that it's hard to think he's anything but what he seems.

In other words, it's the exact opposite of Gundam's tryhard magical bullshit.]

He is what he is. To apologize for that is to deny his very being.

[...Gundam what the hell are you even trying to say there.]

[ There's an amused smirk at that. Good to see Bandou's making friends... er... rivals... er... whatever they're called. Ever since Suoh's met him though, this particular clansman of his has always been one of the more hotheaded ones. He figures Gundam makes sense. Being hot-blooded is part of what Bandou is, after all... something that seems inherent in all of HOMRA. ]

Yeah. I let 'em fight their own battles anyway. Helps 'em let out steam.

[ What was this guy's name again? He heard Bandou rambling once... ]

Gundam, yeah? Like the robot models?

You may make that mundane connection if you so choose, yes.

[It's been made before, so he doesn't really have a problem with going yes, like the robots. And because of that he really doesn't look annoyed or offended, just sort disinterested that his name isn't linked with some sort of cosmic power beyond the stars and instead it's a long running mecha franchise.]

[ It's the only connection he can make. Not that he's a mecha fan... it's just the first thing that came to mind. He can't blame you though. With a name like that, he's sure Tanaka's probably sick of the comparison.

But back to the reason why he's here. ]

Hope you don't mind but me'n Sausage here wanna watch.

Very well then, you shall watch! Watch as the legend of Gundam Tanaka ascends to the heights of the stars themselves!

[...there was a point where he really should have stopped and in all honesty, he passed it long before he ever came to this world.]

[ He'll just give the smallest chuckle through his cigarette though. Keep this up Tanaka and he won't mind extending you an offer to be an honorary member of HOMRA.

He's got enough spunk, after all. ]

Don't beat each other up too badly.

You have nothing to be concerned about. Our demons should do most of the clashing.

[After all, it's a Pokemon battle or...at least it should be.]

[ Demons? Ohhhh... he probably means the pokemon. Maybe. Gosh, he's getting kinda good at this Gundamese. ]

I don't think I can carry you guys back to town.

[ Just in case... yanno. Double KO. ]

I'm not the one who would be in need of such assistance. Besides, the poisons that flow within my veins would make it impossible for you to complete such a task!

[There is no poison.]

[ Have a raised brow at that because out of all the things Tanaka's said so far, this is probably the oddest. ]

You got poison in your blood?

[He looks offended by the fact that Mikoto seems to be doubting him. Or maybe it's shock. Honestly, sometimes with Gundam, it's hard to tell.]

How could I not? After years upon years of being exposed to those vile concoctions...

[Wow, that sure sounded way more dramatic than it actually was.]

[ And Bandou will hear his gear fussing about noisily in his pocket. He reads Gundam's message and does a double take at the address. What the hell! That's where I said we could do it first! But as he turns to look for his rival, the appearance of a giant, and certainly epic stage makes him nearly fall over backwards.

That totally wasn't there before... BUT WHATEVER Gundam wants to take him on and he's gonna beat him! I mean, that's how the games work! The player always wins! He's got this in the bag!

So Bandou doesn't take long to arrive and quickly claims his spot at the opposite side of the arena. ]

No way you're gonna beat me! I'm way more awesome than you!

[ a.k.a. Hi rival! Let's do this! ]

Such a meaningless boast! A mortal being such as yourself can do nothing but fail to comprehend the sheer malevolence that you dare to confront!

[No way bro, he's more awesome.

...also, did the BGM just change?

...and then only real question now is whether or not the Pokemon they've brought with them are the ones they still have since this time of year is ridiculous.]

Now summon your familiars and prepare for your doom!

[ The music change only gets Bandou yelling louder. ]

Shut up! I bet I can beat you with just Dai-ichi!!

[ Good question! Only one way to find out! Bandou tosses out a Pokeball, expecting his starter, Dai-ichi the now Dusclops to appear... ]

Come on Dai-ichi! We gotta beat this g--

[ but it's not a Dusclops. Instead a large, fiery Moltres appears and it should be pretty obvious that Bandou wasn't expecting that. ]

Eh??

[Okay, see that look on Gundam's face right now? That's a look of complete shock, because what the actual hell, where did that come from?

But it's gone quickly enough because he's got this. He's totally got this. ...okay, he probably doesn't, but he's going to try.]

I see. So you have summoned your legendary phoenix to this plane. Impressive. But far beyond the capabilities of my legendary beasts! Now face your own destruction!

[Gundam throws a Pokeball of his own, expecting to summon his Pikachu into battle, but it seems like something out there took his legendary beasts comment a little too seriously because that sure is a Raikou instead of a Pikachu.]

What?!

[ Sorry Gundam, Bandou's not paying attention to your boastful claims. He's totally distracted by this Moltres because...no way is this the one from his actual game play through?? It's answering to its name so it's gotta be!

And Bandou's about to turn back to Gundam and tell him once more that he's going down, because how could he possibly lose now that he's got a legendary to battle with, when he sees a Raikou appear before his rival. He's never seen that Pokemon before but it definitely looks like an endgame Pokemon.

Damnit. ]

What's that thing??

You don't know? It...it...

[Yeah, wow, he has no idea either. It's uh...it sure is something. Maybe...um. Okay, wait..he's got this.]

It is the legendary lightning fiend!

[Yeah there. It's that.]

[ Damnit, an electric type vs. a fire type. He doesn't have any disadvantages to Gundam this way, BUT HE HAS NO ADVANTAGES EITHER! ]

Why do you have get legendary, too?!

[ Bandou, neither of you were expecting this, so stop. ]

Because...

[That's a good question, Bandou. He doesn't know.]

Because clearly the mystical forces that govern this world have deemed me worthy of such a creature! After all, how could I, Gundam Tanaka, tamer of the fearsome Devil Dog, master of the Four Dark Gods, be seen as anything else?

[But he's apparently more than capable of bullshitting an answer.]

[ Is it weird that Gundam's odd, overly dramatic proclamations haven't thrown Bandou off yet? Maybe if they weren't rivals and he wasn't busy talking smack back, then he'd have time to really notice how weird everything the guy says is.

But there's more important things to address right now!! ]

Tsk Whatever, you probably don't even know what moves it's got!

[ And well, unfortunately for Bandou, his Moltres being from the actual game only has four moves. All of which Bandou's trying desperately to remember. ]

Mikoto-san! Get out there and show this guy we're the best!

[ At which Bandou's gonna give a silly grin over to the actually Mikoto-san, seated in the stands. Who else would he name a legendary fire type after, I mean really? ]

[ Mikoto used blank stare.

It hurt itself in its confusion.

Don't drag him into this, Bandou. He has no buggering clue as to what's going on either. ]

Its very being tells me all I need to know! Such things are easily discerned by the Super High School Level Animal Breeder! Now Electric Fiend of Legend! Use Thunder!

[...which Raikou apparently knows. Well that was a pretty lucky guess.]

...Super high school what?

[ This guy's still in high school? Or is that just some weird phrase, cause it's not a very intimidating one if that's the case.

Bandou's taken off guard by this proclamation enough that he doesn't react quick enough and his Moltres takes a heavy hit. It collects itself, though, and gives a commanding screech in its trainers direction. Yo, pay attention idiot! ]

Eh?! Hey I know what I'm doing! Mikoto-san, use... eh... Flamethrower?

[ If the Moltres is capable of rolling its eyes, it's just done so. But luckily, it knows that attack and shoots a billowing stream of fire towards the Raikou ]

The Super High School Level Animal Breeder.

[He says it again because clearly Bandou didn't hear him correctly the first time. And yes, he's still in high school Bandou. Your epic rivalry is with a high school student. Look at your life, look at your choices.

That aside, flamethrower's a solid hit which temporarily turns Raikou into the burning fiend of legend...no, not Entei, Pokemon doesn't work that way. It's just temporarily engulfed in flames, which really has to suck.]

You would dare try to immolate such a creature? Such audacity cannot go unnoticed! Fiend, strike back with Thunder! Finish your foe by calling down lightning from the very heavens themselves!

[...is it obvious he doesn't know what other moves it knows?]

What the hell does that even mean?!

[ Confused as all hell about that but, oh fuck yeah direct hit! Whatever Gundam was talking about is forgotten for the moment because Bandou's pretty sure he's winning at this point. ]

Mikoto-san, dodge that Thunder attack and...use Aerial Ace?

[ Moltres successfully dodges but at the new command gives Bandou a look that tells him it doesn't have any clue what that move is. ]

What it means is that your phoenix stands no chance here!

[And he's just sort bracing for Aerial Ace because it's a priority move so it's not like he can tell Raikou to dodge, but then nothing happened, so um...]

But perhaps it is merely that you are unworthy of wielding such a creature.

[He's just saying given the whole complete lack of Aerial Ace going on today.]

Now my fearsome creature, strike your foe with Thunder Wave!

[...and Gundam's pretty much getting the same look from Raikou that Moltres gave Bandou becaue it doesn't know that one either.]

You're not doing any better!!

[ Seriously, that would have hurt his pride so much if Raikou hadn't reacted the same way Moltres did. Luckily, things didn't go that way. ]

Maybe you should graduate to super college level...whatever it is you said.

[ No Bandou, stop. Lame puns aren't making you sound cool. ]

[There's a glare from Gundam because...look, it's a long complicated story, but he's not sure if he gets to be super college level. Because back home is and island field trip full of murder and other crazy things.]

I am the Super High School Animal Breeder, and that is not something you should take lightly!

Sounds pretty lame, to me.

[ Bandou, you didn't even finish high school, so stop. ]

That is only because you simply cannot comprehend the true meaning of such an impressive title.

[It's awesome, okay?]

Shut up! Whatever it is, it's nothing compared to being a member of HOMRA!

[ HOMRA beats SHSLwhatever anyday! ]

And what does that entail?

[He doesn't even know what that is, humor him.]

The Red clan is the best clan! And you gotta get accepted by the Red King!

[ He points back to Mikoto seated in the stands. Yeah, go shake that intimidating guys hand while it's ENGULFED IN FLAMES. ]

Him? A king?

[He thought he was some sort of...gang leader or something. He' a king too?]

Edited Date: 2015-06-20 01:49 am (UTC)

Yup! There's seven of them, but Mikoto's definitely the best one.

[ Gang leader, King... same thing right? ]

I see. So these seven kings, they rule the realm you hail from?

[Gundam, at no point did Bandou say that. And wasn't there a Pokemon battle going on? Raikou looks sort of bored with the whole dramatic storytime thing going on here.]

Pretty much. Even the cops don't mess with us.

[ Ruling as in doing whatever the hell they feel like. And causing major damage to places just cause two kings don't get along.

Seeing Raikou settle down, Moltres nestles down on the battle stage and decides to groom himself a bit. How you groom fiery feathers is beyond me, but he's managing somehow. ]

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