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[infinityunlimitedflame]

[So, somewhere in Pokemon land, during all the chaos, this stage has appeared. And who better to find it, than Gundam Tanaka, the very person who said, he'd been looking for an appropriate stage to truly showcase the historical certainty that would be the battle between him and his so-called rival.

And since he's now found that stage, he's absolutely going to send Bandou a message, letting him know about it. Which consists of a single text along the lines of:]

I have found our stage. Arrive if you dare.

And along with the text are directions to it which is apparently on...the same route Bandou was on before. The one that Gundam said wasn't a fitting location for these things. It's funny how things work out that way sometimes.

Anyways, should he show up, he'll find Gundam waiting for him and well...looking about the same as he always does.]

So the lamb arrives to his own slaughter.

[And that's basically his way of saying hi.

...of course if you're not Bandou and have happened to stumble across this weird thing because it's sort of hard to miss, you'll get an entirely different reaction along the lines of a startled face and something dramatic and ridiculous like WHAT MYSTICAL FORCE HAS SUMMONED YOU HERE?! because well, it's Gundam.]

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[ignisinfernale]

[ When this is over, Suoh has to talk to Bandou about his weird taste in friends. But he seems pretty blase about the grandiose intro though. Either way, he's staying for the show. ]

You got balls calling out one of my clansmen.

[ Did Bandou ever mention he was part of a gang?

There's no malice in what he says though. It's not a threat or a taunt, just an observation. Mostly because Bandou's one of the more hot headed members of his clan so it does take a certain amount of bravado to challenge him. But Suoh and Sausage are going to calmly walk past Gundam and plop themselves down by the side of the stage. Best seats in the house are a get. ]

You supposed to be his rival or something?

[infinityunlimitedflame]

[For what it's worth, Gundam doesn't look particularly impressed by that comment. Then again given that he claims he's some sort of otherworldy being that channels the primal forces of the cosmos or something, getting involved a dramatic battle against some sort of rival clan is just a normal day.

On the inside though, he's hoping this wasn't a mistake because wow, no, he does not need an evil clan coming after him because he trounced one of their own in battle.]

If anything, he took it upon himself to claim that title.

[Not exactly, but hey, it's Gundam. You never really get the exact details of anything with him.]

Which was quite the foolish decision.

[ignisinfernale]

[ He's crouched down like the bancho he probably is, his pyroar lying on his side behind him. He never once turns away, eyes trained on Gundam as he speaks. But you'll have to give him a second to take a drag from his cigarette. Though he looks more than amused. ]

Aa... sorry about that. He's hotheaded like the rest of my boys.

[ And himself but he's trying to get through his anger issues. ]

He'll give ya a good fight, dontcha worry.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

[Honestly, Gundam's completely sure that this is 100% for real because this guy looks so completely natural at this whole banchou thing that it's hard to think he's anything but what he seems.

In other words, it's the exact opposite of Gundam's tryhard magical bullshit.]

He is what he is. To apologize for that is to deny his very being.

[...Gundam what the hell are you even trying to say there.]

[ignisinfernale]

[ There's an amused smirk at that. Good to see Bandou's making friends... er... rivals... er... whatever they're called. Ever since Suoh's met him though, this particular clansman of his has always been one of the more hotheaded ones. He figures Gundam makes sense. Being hot-blooded is part of what Bandou is, after all... something that seems inherent in all of HOMRA. ]

Yeah. I let 'em fight their own battles anyway. Helps 'em let out steam.

[ What was this guy's name again? He heard Bandou rambling once... ]

Gundam, yeah? Like the robot models?

[infinityunlimitedflame]

You may make that mundane connection if you so choose, yes.

[It's been made before, so he doesn't really have a problem with going yes, like the robots. And because of that he really doesn't look annoyed or offended, just sort disinterested that his name isn't linked with some sort of cosmic power beyond the stars and instead it's a long running mecha franchise.]

[ignisinfernale]

[ It's the only connection he can make. Not that he's a mecha fan... it's just the first thing that came to mind. He can't blame you though. With a name like that, he's sure Tanaka's probably sick of the comparison.

But back to the reason why he's here. ]

Hope you don't mind but me'n Sausage here wanna watch.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

Very well then, you shall watch! Watch as the legend of Gundam Tanaka ascends to the heights of the stars themselves!

[...there was a point where he really should have stopped and in all honesty, he passed it long before he ever came to this world.]

[ignisinfernale]

[ He'll just give the smallest chuckle through his cigarette though. Keep this up Tanaka and he won't mind extending you an offer to be an honorary member of HOMRA.

He's got enough spunk, after all. ]

Don't beat each other up too badly.

[infinityunlimitedflame]

You have nothing to be concerned about. Our demons should do most of the clashing.

[After all, it's a Pokemon battle or...at least it should be.]

[ignisinfernale]

[ Demons? Ohhhh... he probably means the pokemon. Maybe. Gosh, he's getting kinda good at this Gundamese. ]

I don't think I can carry you guys back to town.

[ Just in case... yanno. Double KO. ]

[infinityunlimitedflame]

I'm not the one who would be in need of such assistance. Besides, the poisons that flow within my veins would make it impossible for you to complete such a task!

[There is no poison.]

[ignisinfernale]

[ Have a raised brow at that because out of all the things Tanaka's said so far, this is probably the oddest. ]

You got poison in your blood?

[infinityunlimitedflame]

[He looks offended by the fact that Mikoto seems to be doubting him. Or maybe it's shock. Honestly, sometimes with Gundam, it's hard to tell.]

How could I not? After years upon years of being exposed to those vile concoctions...

[Wow, that sure sounded way more dramatic than it actually was.]